Saturday, October 07, 2006

Mark Foley: The Horse Frightener

The God-fearing, salt-of-the-earth folks from another generation that Ex-Rep. Mark Foley was presumably raised by had a very practical philosophy about sex. They summed it up with the folk-saying "Just Don't Scare The Horses." This means that as consenting adults do what you will, but practice some common sense about it.

Here is how Foley could have avoided all that messy business chatting with an under-age Congressional Page that has gotten him into so much trouble.

How the IM's actually went down:

Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling

Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok

Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:02 PM): back

Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing

Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:54 PM): no no
And so on, and on, and on, and on...

What Foley really should have done:
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling

Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): Yur mom???? How old r u?

Xxxxxxxxx (8:11:09 PM): im 16 lol.

(8:11:10 PM): Maf54 has placed Xxxxxxxxx on the IGNORE list.
I know the concept of personal responsibility is strange to most people but it is what it is, sport.

That's right. Keep it age-appropriate and keep it in your pants.


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2 comments:

  1. I wouldn't expect such behavior from a Republican. I thought we re-elected Bush to protect us from gay people.

    (That was sarcasm, BTW)

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  2. Bush is doing fine on that front. He has done nothing to protect us from pedos, which is a seperate issue and has nothing to do with Foley's orientation.

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